You can't ruin a friendship with sex, and if your dick is big, you can make it stronger

I've had enough of my own girl — I'll fuck my friend's girl, she won't mind, will she?

You can't go to a guy's house because his parents are there — but I can also blow him in the elevator

I'm going to call this stranger into the entryway, in case she gives me a blowjob

You can't go home because your parents are there, but you can also give a blowjob in the entryway

What's there to think about - you gave me a cocktail, it's time to go to the park and suck my dick

The courier won't leave without payment anyway — maybe a blowjob will suffice?

Are you here to retake your exam? Come in, let me see what's under your skirt